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What are your secrets?

Mine, I’m not telling, not since the plot for world domination failed so miserably. I shouldn’t have told the cat about it, what a snitch! Anyway, I digress. The amazing Post Secret website is stuffed to the brim with postcards, each one telling the whole world and it’s mother about someones secret.  They also have a Facebook page which is somewhat easier to navigate than their site.

Here are some of my favorites

Red Roses on a Black and White Dress

red roses on checked background dressGeorgous fully lined cotton knee length dress based on a checked strapless dress with added shoulders in black cotton and red roses with green leaves appliqued over it.

This dress is upcycled and altered from a strapless dress.
A UK size 12-14 this dress has a side zip and a 31.5 inch waist (32 if you breathe in).
The skirt is gathered into the waistband. The dress is fully lined in 100% polyester black anti static lining.

Please note that it is puffed out in the picture because of the wind that day, you would need a net petticoat to make it do that in real life.

This is a great dress in the summer on it’s own or in the winter over a polo necked top and tights.

And it’s on Folksy http://folksy.com/items/3956446-Rose-Applique-Dress-Black-and-White-Check-waist-31-5-inches

Alternative Mothers Day Card – Thanks for all my issues.

alternative mothers day card

Yes mum, I still live with you and your 12 cats because I can’t hold down a decent relationship or a proper job. I don’t know where my weight problem/fear of strangers/aversion to peas/addiction to the selling channel came from, pass me that copy of Chat and another value Jammy Dodger, I love you too.

Probably a little bit edgy for Folksy or Etsy so only on sale directly from Rag Baby.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £3.50 with FREE postage and this could be yours!

Just click on the tempting little ‘buy me now’ button and it will be yours to give.

Mooncups rock, stop using Tampons you crazy bints!

Mooncup Menstrual Cup

You can spend thousands of pounds on disposable tampons or pads, or you can get one mooncup that will probably last you till your menopause. It’s a no brainer!

They are so easy to use, it’s easy to clean them, they are better for you, save you lots of money that you can spend on chocolate instead.

They are basically a small soft cup you squish up inside yourself; your muscles hold it there and you hook it out with one finger when you feel it’s getting full. Instead of tampons that keep absorbing your life fluid away, Mooncups only collect blood which is so much better for you. You simply tip the teaspoon or so into the loo, rinse the Mooncup out if there is a sink handy, wipe it with loo roll if not and pop it back in. I find the are easier to use on the second day of my cycle as I’m a bit sensitive on the first day.

I met the owner of the Mooncup company once and ranted about how much I hate my Mooncup, she said, ‘hmm, do you hate your Mooncup or do you hate your period’. She was right, the Mooncup was blameless, my body however is as guilty as sin, roll on the menopause.

 

Black Bunting of Joy

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At the first hint of summer this is going into my garden to tell the neighbours what’s what and don’t mess with me mutha. Or maybe I’ll just keep in in my crying room and put on some Joy Division. Whatever.

It’s long which is always a good thing, and big which is also nice. Three and a half meters of black bunting joy. Thirteen pennants hand fashioned from the souls of bankers. For sale on Folksy.

http://folksy.com/items/4073318-Big-Black-Bunting-3-5-meters-long-

Alternative Mothers Day Card – Sorry I ripped you on the way out.

alternative mothers day card sorry I ripped you

A rather gorgeous torso is filled with cogs, a cat and a man on a bike. Perfect for Mothers Day, how she will love her little darling and cheer with delight as she opens the pretty pink envelope to see this card. Go on, you know she’s worth it. Especially if she is a Goth mum, Goth mums are the best.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy so only on sale directly from Rag Baby.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £3.50 with Free postage and this could be yours!

Just click on the tempting little ‘buy me now’ button and it will be yours to give.

Todays shopping trip

arms in a shopping bagDo you need a hand with that? Best skip find ever though not as good as the 8 latex feet I got one time. All the left ones were male, all the right ones female. We are always right.

Enjoy Cock – 1 inch of very rude pin badge

enjoy cock pin badge

Show how much you love cock.

£2.50 including postage

Rude Mothers Day Cards – Sorry I made you so fat

rude mothers day card

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://folksy.com/items/4064942-Rude-Mothers-Day-Card-Sorry-I-made-you-so-fat-Goth-Steampunk

Inspirations – J is for Janes Addiction

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More specifially for Ritual De Lo Habitual by Janes Addiction which is one of the best albums in the world ever. Side one (because of course I have it on vinyl, and on cd, and on tape and as an MP3, not that I am nerdy about it or anything). Side one is punchy and rocky, ending with the most wonderful ‘Been caught stealing’ which played on Australian MTV on a loop when I was there. Side 2 is moody and introspective. Proper maudlin stuff about suicide and pain.  My favorite track on this album is Three Days, a soundbite from which; “Erotic Jesus lays with his Marys. Loves his Marys. Bits of puzzle, Fitting each other. All now with wings!. ” was my ringtone for sometime.

Enjoy