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Free Printable Patchwork Templates and Instructions

Yep, more free things. These are a taste of what is in the Patchwork Craft kits I am busy not putting together because I am writing instructions. It's an A4 PDF but of course you could print it to whatever size you wanted so you can get a different size template. Free Printable Patchwork Templates and Instructions…

Fields Patchwork Quilt – Now you can have outdoor sex in the comfort of your own home

  . I've always wanted to make a patchwork quilt of the view you see out of an airplane. This is it. Golden fields of rape sit next to pretty flowers and shades of clear brown and green. I made a paper pattern following pictures I had taken out of a plane and as the pattern has now been destroyed, this is a one off, totally unique quilt. There will never be another like this. It measures 195 x 138cm The fabric is cotton or poly cotton mix, depending on the pattern and…

red roses on checked background dress

Red Roses on a Black and White Dress

Georgous fully lined cotton knee length dress based on a checked strapless dress with added shoulders in black cotton and red roses with green leaves appliqued over it. This dress is upcycled and altered from a strapless dress. A UK size 12-14 this dress has a side zip and a 31.5 inch waist (32 if you breathe in). The skirt is gathered into the waistband. The dress is fully lined in 100% polyester black anti static lining. Please note that it is puffed out in the picture because…

black bunting

Black Bunting of Joy

At the first hint of summer this is going into my garden to tell the neighbours what's what and don't mess with me mutha. Or maybe I'll just keep in in my crying room and put on some Joy Division. Whatever. It's long which is always a good thing, and big which is also nice. Three and a half meters of black bunting joy. Thirteen pennants hand fashioned from the souls of bankers. For sale on…

Red and Leopard Rockabilly Quilt – for sofa slumping with style.

If, like me you enjoy curling up on the sofa and box set binging you NEED one of these. Truly you do. This one is single bed sized; 106cm x 154cm which is exactly the right size to cover one sad and lonely person or 2 people who get on very well. It's perfect all year round, it has a warm fleece side and a cooler cotton side. It's mostly red, so if you spill your red wine on it, or bleed on it it won't show up so much, also it's machine washable and as it's 100% cotton backed with fleece…

I love him because the voices tell me to – Anti Valentines Day T-shirt

I love him because the voices tell me to t-shirts Mecanical anatomy drawings consipire to make a Gothy Steampunk heart with a message - what do the voices tell you to…

I love her because the voices tell me to – Anti Valentines Day T-shirt

I love her because the voices tell me to t shirt by lactivist More Anti…